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Jul 24, 2014 / 293,996 notes

to every bug i have ever killed i am sorry :/

durbikins:

…sorry that your bitch asses came into my house uninvited

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Jul 24, 2014 / 189,206 notes

catholicnun:

i think i dropped myself as a baby

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Jul 24, 2014 / 141 notes
Jul 23, 2014 / 111,615 notes

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But who prays for Satan? Who, in eighteen centuries, has had the common humanity to pray for the one sinner that needed it most?
Mark Twain (via cigarattes)

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Jul 23, 2014 / 40,454 notes
Jul 21, 2014 / 7,269 notes

Anonymous said: What did you get on your SAT's?

asian:

mostly disappointed looks from my parents

Jul 21, 2014 / 298,434 notes

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Jul 21, 2014 / 129,989 notes

babyferaligator:

Studies show that if theres gonna be free food I will show up 100% of the time

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Jul 20, 2014 / 186,598 notes

hellatubbie:

according to my calculations image

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Jul 18, 2014 / 372,478 notes

nyehs:

marijuana more like marijuanah. say no to drugs. stop kony

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Jul 18, 2014 / 451,754 notes

When you slowly start hating someone you were friends with.

image

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Jul 17, 2014 / 73,894 notes
  • 3rd Grade Teacher: Billy, what is your favorite vegetable?
  • Me: Cannabis
  • 3rd Grade Teacher: Bruh
  • Me: Bruh
kissmelikeyouwannabelovedxoxo:

HAHAHA
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sassykardashian:

my heart says yes but my bank balance says no

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Jul 15, 2014 / 467,159 notes

tardiscalledsexy:

My math teacher called me average.

How mean.

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